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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is \ The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
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Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.
The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
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Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
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Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A \ YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
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YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.
The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
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Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
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Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.
Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
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World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
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In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized? In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
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Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
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President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.